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An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have
a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough. He opens his shirt and shows them the gray hair on his chest and they accept that as proof.
He goes home to his wife, show’s her the check, and explains to her what has happened. She replies, “Well get back down there, pull down your pants, and see if you can get disability!”
new babes today
Carina , foxy face, small breasts and young sexy body
Carmen, full bodied blonde posing in the snow
gili - she looks like an ancient Egyptian queen
does this babe remind you of a younger uma ?
veronika, lovely face and smile with eyes that can melt your heart, plus such a well formed body, i say she is a 9.5/10
hi guys, there is actually no jokes today….im not kidding you, there is really no jokes.
how bout i write something about my life ? no my life is not a joke just in case you were thinking that way
so today, i woke up at 8+, 9 am. that was my usual waking time everyday. and as usual, i had a bowl of oats for breakfast. it tasted like it tasted everyday, i have my baby oats just boiled with water, no honey or anything. there was this 1 time, i tried boiling jumbo oats and it was horrible
so the oats tasted fine, it was too hot to eat straight away so i came back to my computer and started to update the blog
here are the updates of today
divine babes of the day, beautiful females to brighten up any man’s mood.
atena - king of fighters1999. stares at you with her laser beam eyes then rips off your balls with her sharp nails
katerina, like some river nymph of old, nice hips there
monica A, looks like she is sun tanning her pussy or something, either that or she is horny and rubbing her face on the blanket with her ass up in the air.
raylene - yum yum ! she looks delicious in that pink frilly lingerie.
sheila, her lips are nice for kissing and sliding your tongue across them. look at how she covers up her legs by pulling down the towel….
joke 1
Two turtles go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they’ve forgotten a bottle opener. The first turtle turns to the second and says, “You’ve gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer.”
“No way,” says the second. “By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food.”
“I promise I won’t,” says the turtle. “Just hurry!”
Nine full days pass and there’s still no sign of the second turtle. Exasperated and starving, the first turtle digs into the sandwiches.
Suddenly, the second turtle pops out from behind a rock and yells, “I knew it! I’m not fucking going!”
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joke 2
A dog is truly a man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?
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our babes of the day
nice reddish brown hair babe in white pantie flashing her breasts
sexy brunette on all fours in her white lingerie, smiling at you waiting for something to happen
nella has a really nice perky butt that is asking for you to slide it in her
tiffany in sexy black and red lingerie
joke of the day
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”
And the moral of this story is: “Always keep your condoms in your car.”
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babe of the day
babe of the day - beautiful naked blonde with her back turned and holding her breast in her hand
joke of the day - Actual Police Accounts
The woman in question, a cute blonde as it happens, was pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said: “I bet you’re going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen’s Ball.”
He replied, “No, highway patrolmen don’t have balls.”
There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he’d said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.
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::warning adult rated photo below ::
naked blonde (picture links to a photo gallery)
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