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Babe of the day is Mandi Rose Fanelli. her long silky black hair streaked with red highlights simply does wonders for me.

.::Joke::.
Sex during sabbath, the answer below

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because
he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and
asks for his opinion on this question.

After consulting the Bible, the priest says, ” My son, after an
exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is
therefore not permitted on Sundays.”

The man thinks: ” What does a priest know about sex?” So he
goes to a minister, who after all is a married man and
experienced in this matter.

He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is
work and therefore not for the Sabbath!

Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority:
a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge. In other
words, he goes to a rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question,
then states, ” My son, sex is definitely play.”

The man replies, “Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so
many others tell me sex is work?”

The Rabbi softly speaks, “If sex were work, my wife would have
the maid do it.”

babe of the day

mandi rose fanelli

mandi rose fanelli

Today’s babe is a real stopper, she has blonde long hair, a pretty face and piercing eyes that will hold on to your gaze….even if you feel silly staring at a photo

but first…our daily joke :)

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.

The first said, “I built a big house for our Mother.” The second said, “I sent her a Mercedes with a driver.” The third smiled and said, “I’ve got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can’t see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He’s one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it.”

Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks: “Milton,” she wrote one son, “the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house.”

“Gerald,” she wrote to another, “I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn’t what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!”

“Dearest Donald,” she wrote to her third son, “you have the good sense to know what your Mother likes. That fancy chicken was delicious!”

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ok get ready for it

blonde babe with long hair, pretty face and piercing eyes

pretty face with piercing eyes

in today’s update, we have 2 lovely babes and 1 joke

A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital.
“How are you grandpa?” he asks.
“Feeling fine,” says the old man.
“What’s the food like?”
“Terrific, wonderful menus.”
“And the nursing?”
“Just couldn’t be better. These young nurses really take care
of you.”
“What about sleeping? Do you sleep okay?”
“No problem at all — nine hours solid every night. At 10
o’clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra
tablet, and that’s it. I go out like a light.”

The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so he
rushes off to question the Nurse in charge. “What are you
people doing?” he asks. “I’m told you’re giving an 85-year-old
Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can’t be true?”
“Oh, yes,” replies the nurse. “Every night at 10 o’clock we give
him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works
wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the
Viagra stops him rolling out of bed.”

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babe of the day , came across 2 photos and decided to show both

the fuck fantastic Amy Reid, look at her “empty” face, it tells you anything you want
fuck fantastic

and the next picture just invites you to go over and strike up that little conversation you always wanted to strike up with a hot babe, leading to 1 of those nice dreamy surreal memories

dreamy surreal memories

thats all for today, be sure to come back tomorrow.

the joke of the day

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a Country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the Car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t - the aged bovine was struck and killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists. About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was
smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. “What happened to you,” asked Hillary?”Well,” the driver replied, “the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife Gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!”

“My God, what did you tell them?” asked Hillary. The driver replied, “I just stepped inside the door and said, I’m Hillary Clinton’s driver and I’ve just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn’t stop it. ”

babe of the day

her red hair, pretty face, sensual lips, white skin, nice butt is sure to leave any man drooling

teen

and if the above qualities are not enough, check out her perfect breasts too

perfect breasts

what a beauty !

[ babe of the day photo - tuesday ]

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