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Q: What’s an Irish 7-course meal?
A: A 6-pack and a potato.

Q: What’s an Irish homosexual?
A: An Irishman who likes girls more than whiskey.

Q: How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital ward?
A: He’s the one blowing the foam off his bed pan.

Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A: A different bar.

Q: Why did the Irishman cross the road?
A: To pass out in the other ditch.

Q: How can you tell that an Irishman is married?
A: He eats his potatos cooked.

Woman: “Help, help, an Irishman tried to rape me!”
Cop: “How do you know he was Irish?”
Woman: “I had to help him.”

Q: How do you get an Irishman to climb on the roof?
A: Tell him that the drinks are on the house.

Q: What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?
A: On St. Patrick’s Day, everybody wishes they were Irish.

Q: What’s the difference between a Kennedy and an Irish man?
A: After 3 shots the Irish guy is still standing!

Q: Why arent there any flies at an Irish cemetery?
A: All of the maggots die from alcohol poisoning.

Q: Why don’t Irish men ever exercise?
A: They figure if God had wanted them to bend over, He would have put the booze on the floor.

True fact: A full seven percent of the entire Irish barley crop goes to the production of Guinness beer.

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A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of drinkin’ mother fuckers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.” The room is quiet and no one takes of the Texan’s offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. “Is your bet still good?” asks the Irishman. The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, “If ya don’t mind me askin’ where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?” The Irishman replies, “Oh…I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first

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A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me, too, I didn’t know we had a choice.”

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John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the
rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!”

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best
toast of the night.”

She said, “Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?”

John said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.”

“Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the prize the other night at the
pub with a toast about you, Mary.”

She said, “Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he’s
only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other
time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.”

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